If I ever meet Robert Pattinson I'm pretty sure I'll do something embarrassing to spark an expression like this from him...
I'll also call him Bert because I can't say Robert without saying his last name too and I'm not a huge fan of the name Rob...that way if my phone ever gets lost or stolen no one will know that "Bert" in my phone is really Robert Pattinson. Good thing I've thought this through already...I'm sure it will come in handy one day.
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