The cast of Jersey Shore has its own vernacular. Here are some of my favs along with their definitions from 'The Real jersey Dictionary':
grenade (n.)—"a bigger, ugly chick" who is friends with a hotter chick your friend and/or housemate is "creepin'" on.
GTL (n.)—the acronym for the guido way of life, which stands for gym, tanning, laundry. Best if combined with "fresh to death."
zoo creature (n.)—a synonym for grenade. Also referred to as a hippo or an elephant.
And finally 'smush' which untill last night I though meant kiss (you have to admit, it is very close to smooch...its no wonder I miss understood its true meaning.)
smush (v.)—to have sex with, ideally involving a guido and a guidette.
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